This Works Because It’s Me. A Real Human.
There’s no app. No automation. No AI chatbot.
Just me — a real person, messaging you every day, making sure you do what you said you’d do.
You tell me your goal — gym, language, whatever.
You tell me when you plan to do it.
Then I check in before, and follow up after.
No algorithms. No smart reminders. Just someone who actually checks if you followed through — because I give a shit.
– 2–3 messages a day, sent by me
– Pre-task nudges (“Are you on your way to the gym?”)
– Post-task accountability (“How was it?”)
– €25/week. Cancel anytime.
– EU time zone only — I won’t text at 3AM (unless that’s part of the deal)
Things I’ll Make Sure You Actually Do
“Most mornings Harry sent a completely different vibe: one day a quick ‘Pens sharpened?’ the next a GIF of someone slamming a laptop shut with FINISH IT in caps.
I never knew what was coming, but I knew someone was checking.
Two months later I’d drafted the chapter that had been haunting me all year.”
I never knew what was coming, but I knew someone was checking.
Two months later I’d drafted the chapter that had been haunting me all year.”
“I missed leg day, ignored his 6 pm text, then pretended I’d ‘left my phone at home’.
Within an hour he’d fired off: 3 more texts, one ‘Still alive?’ email and—no joke—a WhatsApp voice memo that started with ‘Mate…’
I caved, changed, and was on a treadmill by 8.
If you want someone who will literally chase you, congratulations: you’ve found him.”
Within an hour he’d fired off: 3 more texts, one ‘Still alive?’ email and—no joke—a WhatsApp voice memo that started with ‘Mate…’
I caved, changed, and was on a treadmill by 8.
If you want someone who will literally chase you, congratulations: you’ve found him.”
“His Monday reminder isn’t a polite nudge; it’s more like your brutally honest friend on speakerphone:
‘Did you send the pitch or is it cooling in Drafts-Land again?’
Weirdly motivating. Landed two new clients in six weeks.”
‘Did you send the pitch or is it cooling in Drafts-Land again?’
Weirdly motivating. Landed two new clients in six weeks.”
“I told Harry I needed one video a day. He never copied-and-pasted the same line; sometimes it was hype (‘Let’s see today’s genius’), other times straight guilt (‘Your followers are waiting, you know’).
Thirty-five days later I haven’t missed a post, and the habit feels permanent.”
Thirty-five days later I haven’t missed a post, and the habit feels permanent.”